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Quantum Data Alchemist

B.Tech - Chemical Science & Technology

IIT Guwahati | 180122015

+91-9034675106

db.mail.765@gmail.com

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Warning: Contains unstable data particles

Quantum Manifesto

"I transmute raw data into golden insights through the arcane arts of quantum computation and machine learning alchemy. My models don't just predict the future—they collapse probability waveforms to manifest optimal outcomes."

Years of Alchemy

(or 5 in blockchain years)

Global Alchemy Rank

#94

Creative Shock 2019

Core Competencies

Quantum Data Transmutation Entropy Reversal Engineering Neural Network Alchemy Cloud Computation Sorcery Dimensionality Reduction Magic

Alchemical Chronicles

Quantum Data Alchemist

EXL Digital | 2022 - Present

Epoch 1640995200 → Present

Led coven of 5 data wizards to develop Philosopher's Algorithm™, reducing prediction time from 72moons → 30minutes.
Pioneered Image-to-Terraform™ quantum conversion (AWS CDK), cutting cloud summoning time by 50% across 50+ dimensions.
Invented No-Spell Sorcery™ pipeline for extracting knowledge from chaotic scrolls, adopted by 20 wizard guilds.
Engineered Crystal Ball Analytics™ (Evidently AI + CloudWatch), reducing apocalypse events by 42%.
Discovered method to bottle intelligence in Dockerized alembics for apprentice training.

Results may vary. Side effects include spontaneous enlightenment and temporary omnipotence.

Arcane Experiments

British Gas & OVO Energy Elemental Framework

Ongoing | Anish Goswami

Trained fire elementals to handle customer incantations (billing disputes, cold tea hexes), service visit portals, gold-to-lead conversions, and dimensional rift creation.

JNJ Intelligent ALCHEMY Processing Pipeline

Aug 2024 - Ongoing | Anish Goswami

Reduced philosopher's stone creation time from 72moons → 30minutes using Autopen Apparitions™ AI RAG (Recursive Alchemical Generation).

EXL Elixir LLM Monitoring-Pipeline

Apr 2024 - Aug 2024 | Vaibhav Mangla

Monitored arcane metrics like toxicity (actual), hallucination (literal), dimensional viscosity, and pixie dust usage for anomaly detection across the multiverse.

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Arcane Academia

B.Tech - Chemical Science & Technology

Indian Institute of Technology Guwahati

2018 - 2022 CGPA: 7.51

Specialized in Quantum Potion Engineering

Senior Secondary (CBSE)

CBSE Board

2015 - 2017 90.8%

Major in Alchemical Foundations

Secondary (CBSE)

CBSE Board

2012 CGPA: 10.0

Discovered affinity for molecular mischief

Sorcery Skills

Programming Languages

Python SQL Bash

AI/ML Alchemy

Agentic AI RAG Architectures NLP Prompt Engineering PyTorch

Cloud Sorcery

AWS CDK EC2 Cost Magic Azure ML Terraform

Alchemical Tools

LangChain MLflow Streamlit Docker GitHub Actions

Scrolls of Validation

AI Engineer

Great Learning, 2022

Certified to turn data into wisdom and coffee into code

Ada-Sci ML-Ops Engineer

2025 Mentors

Qualified to summon containerized demons for CI/CD

Dubious Honors

Ranked 94th globally

Creative Shock 2019 (among 1800 teams)

Award revoked after discovery of performance-enhancing quantum entanglement

Nobel Surprise Prize

2021 (Retroactive)

For services to chaotic data science

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This CV exists in a quantum superposition of all possible states until observed by a recruiter.

Results not typical. Your experience may vary. Consult your local wizard before attempting data alchemy.